totoro-ho:

narcimallows:

hamburgay:

blinking is like clapping for your eyes

just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is

This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.

chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife